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Arz
kiya hai...
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..
1)Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely
hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
2)Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool
gaye..
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.
3)Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo..
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
4)Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS..
5)Ho gayi galti
humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
6)Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
7)Ab aur kaho na
tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif.
8)Aysa bhi nahin hai
ke, I don't like your face,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space.
9)Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown,
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down.
10)Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga,
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga.
11)Tumhaara intezaar karte
karte, main so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera connection, timed out ho gaya.
12)Kya chaal hai
tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat,
What is your yahoo id, aao karein chat.
13)Tum jabse meri zindagi
mein, aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail...!
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