goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye,
tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash
lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and
started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
donkey is missing;
what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I
wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
would have been missing too."
sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS
Then he the column SEX.
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote THRICE
On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it
was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was
Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming
up with the answer PREFERABLY
sardar needed two
but he had only one.Do you know what he did: photocopied
the one which he had. sardar are fun arn't
at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice
It reads: Invites
suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room.
Sardar writes under
the men Permit to Enter
and Banta had just bought two
the problem was that they could not differenciate
between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left
ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it
is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at
enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By
doing so santa and banta come in confusion to
differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on cutting
his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him
blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so
with banta's horse.At
last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse
was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut
banta's horse one leg.
So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to
diffrenciate thier horses.So, after thinking and
putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said - O.K
You keep the black one and i will keep the white .
Garbhajan Singh went for hunting in a thick
did not even find an animal. He is in his jeep. All of
sudden one Lion
jumped from a bush.
Sardar frightened forgot to shoot, start the jeep and
accelerate it fast to save himself. But the Lion is
just behind him full speed. Ahead
a junction the road divides
and goes to two sides, Garbajen looked through the
mirror the lion is just behind. He has an idea and
saved his life. Do you know what he did?? He flashed
the left indicator of the jeep on approaching
the junction and turn to right.
Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very
depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit.
I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday .
" "How come ?" "Well, yesterday,
the one-day match between India and England was being
live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs.
500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar,
I bet on the highlights too "
only in English
Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab
To keep up with his status, he decided to speak
only in English to
all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped
through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa
Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why
are you outstanding! Please income.'
: What a pair
of strange socks
you are wearing, one is green and the other one is
blue with red spots! Banta : Yes
it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the
same at home.
What is ANOTHER
difference between a MOSQUITO
and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
got the 4th
He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother:
Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both
parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a
newspaper, it says that every 4thperson born on the
is a Chinese."
was a train crash train de railed and a number of
people were died. Sardar Banta
was the driver.
He has been asked by the equerry committee how the
train de-railed Banta replied "
I find a man on the rail and the incident
. "Why don't you roll over the man and avoid the
big tragedy"? asked the committee. Banta said "I
too had the plan to kill him but at the last moment he
gave up his decision and moved away from the rail and
to kill him I
too divert my path from the rail".
under creek/sea tunnel
knows the famous under creek/sea
tunnel joining England and
France. Before it's construction, the tenders were
invited from various construction companies by giving
newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta
Singh came across one such ad and he decided
to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders
everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender
at it's very lowest.
Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta
Sing had offered to do the job
for just 10000 pounds. Now
, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract.
Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer
asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at
such a low budget. Banta
Singh said,"look, back home,
there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here.
We will take two shovels. I will start diging from
English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from
French bank. The
moment we meet, you get a tunnel."
The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and
if you don't meet?" Banta Singh replied,"
then you will get two tunnels at the cost of
Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while
when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see
friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in
a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both
scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh ! What
the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was
enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah,
but you've got a driver."
.. Balls to you
boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since
the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a
seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was
sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and
introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi,
I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you."
Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi
I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,
AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote: Yes
decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand
every thing except for the LOGIC
part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next
day he sees Butasingh
and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
New - Red Ferarri.
singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand
New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Santa, What a car! Where did you get it
Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful
lady came in this car and asked me - "want a ride
Mr. Singh ?"
I hopped in, and she
took me to the woods.
Once in woods she got outside took
off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take
Banta is quite excited and asks "What did you do
Santa: I took the car.
Banta: good show - you wouldn't have fit into her
Garbachan singh went to Newyork to attend a course to
improve his IQ. After completing the course on the way
back to airport by a taxi he began to think about his
intellectuality and decided to test the IQ. He asked
the driver of the cab to ask one question. Driver said
father has three children one a business man doing his
business in Florida, one an artist doing his thesis in
MIT and who is the third one?
Sardar worked for an hour to find the solution but
could not. Finally he accept defeat. The driver said
"it is me the taxi driver". After getting
India Sardar has give a glorious welcome by some
groups of Sardars. In the function our Garbachen is
told to ask a question. Garbachen said "my father
has three children one, who working at Delhi as an
engineer another one a postman working at Jalandher
and who is the third one. After hours of thinking non
of those Sardar could answered. Finally Garbachen said
is the taxi driver at Newyork."
Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided
to do his PhD.
Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write
his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Banta placed the
cockroach on the table and cut one of its leg. Then he
The cockroach moves forward. Then Banta cut its second
leg and commanded "WALK" . The cockroach
manages to moves forward. Then Banta cut its third leg
and commanded "WALK".
The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg.
Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said
"WALK". The poor cockroach could not move
and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats the same
with over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the results
in all his experiments match. Banta is jubilant,
"NOW" says Banta "MY
THESIS IS READY" and proceeds to write it.
"WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES
Two surdars go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish
and return to shore.
The first surdar says:
"I hope u remember
where we caught all those fish."
The other answers:
"Yes, I made
on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
replies the first."
do u know u will get the same
sardarji goes to the theatre to see Jurassic
Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is
cowering in his seat and when his friend asks
"Kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha
hi to hai"
(What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?).
"Aadmihoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai
lekin voh to janwar hai,
usko kya pata.
"( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a
movie, but does that animal know?)
sardar working in a factory meets with an accident.
His friend visits him and says:
God, you have damaged your left hand. If you had damaged
your right one you would not be able to work."
To which the sardarji replies:
"You should be thanking
My right hand got stuck in the machine. I
removed it and pushed
in my left hand."
was a Sardarji that was down on his luck. In order to
raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs
in a paper bag & put it beneath
the mango tree
next to the slide on the north side of the city play
The Sardarji then pinned
to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
The next morning the Sardarji checked,
and sure enough a
was sitting beneath
the mango tree.
The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs100,000
with a note saying:
"How could you do
this to a fellow
: And are you sure you love
and no one else.
Sure! I checked the whole
: Which is more important to us, the
: The moon.
: The moon
gives us light at night
when we need
us light only in the day
we don't need it.
: What do you call a person who keeps on
when people are no
father is so old that when he was in school, history
: Did you know that the most intelligent
person is going
Teacher: Really. Who
Pupil : Pardon.
: How should I convey the news to my father that I've
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past
: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly
: Now, Sam, tell me frankly
do you say
Sam : No
don't have to, my mom is a good
: What are the chances
of my recovering
Doctor : One hundred
percent. Medical records
out of ten
of the disease
Yours is the tenth
I've treated. The others
Remember !!! Nothing is
of the 20 Students: "Ok
You please take out all the toothpaste
and put it back into the
: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : "Sir, my Mother
on the sameday
: " George
down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ? "
Because George still had the axe in his hand."
to the doctor
Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor says:
The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces
in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says:
The Sardarji touches his head and jumps
The doctor asks him to touch
and the same
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell. The doctor
is stumped and
a complete examination
and tells the Sardar to come back
Two days later
back and the doctor Sardarji says:
What is it?"