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IT Shaayari


Arz kiya hai... 

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... 
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga.. 

1)Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... 
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... 

2)Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye.. 
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye. 

3)Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo.. 
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... 

4)Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... 
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS.. 

5)Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse 
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! 

6)Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, 
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! 

7)Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" 
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif. 

8)Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face, 
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space. 

9)Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown, 
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down. 

10)Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga, 
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga. 

11)Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, 
Yeh dekho mera connection, timed out ho gaya. 

12)Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat, 
What is your yahoo id, aao karein chat. 

13)Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female, 
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail...!

 

You are my TVS SCOOTY ! No Laughing zone